WIFE FROM HELL (ALTERNATIVELY, AN HONEST WOMAN)
A police officer pulls over a speeding car.
The officer says,' I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir.'
The driver says, 'Gee, officer, I had it on cruise control at 60;
perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating. '
Not looking up from her knitting the wife beside him says:
'Now don't be silly, dear -- you know that this car doesn't have cruise control.'
As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and growls,
'Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once !! ?'
The wife smiles demurely and says, 'Well dear you should be thankful
your radar detector went off when it did or your speed would have been higher.'
As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector unit,
the man growls at his wife and says through clenched teeth,
'Woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?'
The officer frowns and says, 'And I notice that you're not wearing your seat belt, sir. That's an automatic $75 fine.' The driver says, 'Yeah, well, you see, officer, I had it on, but I took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back pocket.' The wife says, 'Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't have your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're driving.'
And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket, the driver turns to his wife and barks, 'WHY DON'T YOU PLEASE SHUT UP??'
The officer looks over at the woman and asks, 'Does your husband always talk to you this way, Ma'am?'
( I LOVE THIS ANSWER MAN!!!! ) 'Only when he's been drinking.!!'
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P R O F I L E
1.Ada - Jul 13 [Singapore Chinese Girls School]
2. Crazy Hui Jan - Apr 26 [CHIJ St Nicholas Girls School]
3. Yu Jie - Mar 20 [Catholic High School]
4. Bruce [Hwa Chong Institution]
5. Eric [Hwa Chong Institution]
6.Yi An AKA YAM - Jan 9 [Nanyang Girls High]
7.Charis aka cho♥ - Mar 18 [Raffles Girls School]
8. Cherlyn - Mar 15 [Dunman Secondary School]
9. Ryan [Raffles Institution]
10. Benjamin [Hwa Chong Institution]
11. Kenneth - Apr 16 [Catholic High School]
12. Gerald - Jan 6 [Nan Hua Secondary]
13. Pei Yi - Sep 28 [Dunman High School]
14. Jasmine - Feb 10 [Nanyang Girls' High]
15. Jabez [Catholic High School]
16. Kemerly - Feb 7 [Nanyang Girls' High]
17. Chun Yuen - Oct 27 [Hwa Chong Institution]
18. Chevi - Jan 14 [CHIJ St Nicholas Girls School]
19. Jia Ling - Dec 10 [Dunman Secondary School]
20. Nathan - Mar 20 [St Joseph Institution]
21. Xiang Jian- Aug 27 [Hwa Chong Institution]
22. Xue Qi - Mar 20 [Raffles Girls School]
23.
Sep 19 [CHIJ St Nicholas Girls School]
24. Kenson - Sep 19 [National Junior College]
25. Fang Yu - Jun 25 [CHIJ St Nicholas Girls School]
26. Anthea - Mar 11 [CHIJ St Nicholas Girls School]
27. Rickson [Catholic High School]
28. Darryl - Jul 15 [Catholic High School]
29. Yan Feng - Jan 28 [St Joseph Institution]
30. Yin Lin - Jan 3 [Raffles Girls School]
31. Rebecca sotong - Nov 13 [Nanyang Girls High]
32. Daniel - Jun 17 [Catholic High School]
33. Hao Yuan - Jun 12 [Catholic High School]
34. Lorraine - Mar 12 [CHIJ St Nicholas Girls School]
35. Yuan Qing - Aug 1 [CHIJ St Nicholas Girls School]
36. Patrick - May 8 [Hwa Chong Institution]
37. Feng Rui [Hwa Chong Institution]
38. Jarrold - Jul 10 [St Joseph Institution]
39. Kannie - kannie don't have a birthdate, forget about giving her presents [Singapore Chinese Girls School]
40. Yi Xuan [CHIJ St Nicholas Girls School]
41.Serene - May 13 [CHIJ St Nicholas Girls School]
42. Jing Yuan - Mar 16 [Raffles Institution]
2. Crazy Hui Jan - Apr 26 [CHIJ St Nicholas Girls School]
3. Yu Jie - Mar 20 [Catholic High School]
4. Bruce [Hwa Chong Institution]
5. Eric [Hwa Chong Institution]
6.Yi An AKA YAM - Jan 9 [Nanyang Girls High]
7.Charis aka cho♥ - Mar 18 [Raffles Girls School]
8. Cherlyn - Mar 15 [Dunman Secondary School]
9. Ryan [Raffles Institution]
10. Benjamin [Hwa Chong Institution]
11. Kenneth - Apr 16 [Catholic High School]
12. Gerald - Jan 6 [Nan Hua Secondary]
13. Pei Yi - Sep 28 [Dunman High School]
14. Jasmine - Feb 10 [Nanyang Girls' High]
15. Jabez [Catholic High School]
16. Kemerly - Feb 7 [Nanyang Girls' High]
17. Chun Yuen - Oct 27 [Hwa Chong Institution]
18. Chevi - Jan 14 [CHIJ St Nicholas Girls School]
19. Jia Ling - Dec 10 [Dunman Secondary School]
20. Nathan - Mar 20 [St Joseph Institution]
21. Xiang Jian- Aug 27 [Hwa Chong Institution]
22. Xue Qi - Mar 20 [Raffles Girls School]
23.
EVIL A B B I E
abSep 19 [CHIJ St Nicholas Girls School]
24. Kenson - Sep 19 [National Junior College]
25. Fang Yu - Jun 25 [CHIJ St Nicholas Girls School]
26. Anthea - Mar 11 [CHIJ St Nicholas Girls School]
27. Rickson [Catholic High School]
28. Darryl - Jul 15 [Catholic High School]
29. Yan Feng - Jan 28 [St Joseph Institution]
30. Yin Lin - Jan 3 [Raffles Girls School]
31. Rebecca sotong - Nov 13 [Nanyang Girls High]
32. Daniel - Jun 17 [Catholic High School]
33. Hao Yuan - Jun 12 [Catholic High School]
34. Lorraine - Mar 12 [CHIJ St Nicholas Girls School]
35. Yuan Qing - Aug 1 [CHIJ St Nicholas Girls School]
36. Patrick - May 8 [Hwa Chong Institution]
37. Feng Rui [Hwa Chong Institution]
38. Jarrold - Jul 10 [St Joseph Institution]
39. Kannie - kannie don't have a birthdate, forget about giving her presents [Singapore Chinese Girls School]
40. Yi Xuan [CHIJ St Nicholas Girls School]
41.Serene - May 13 [CHIJ St Nicholas Girls School]
42. Jing Yuan - Mar 16 [Raffles Institution]
T E A C H E R S
hi.
Teachers: Mrs Janice Toh (EL + MA)
Mdm Low Woon (EL+MA)
Mdm Ling Mee Khim (HCL + CL)
Mr Casey Low (SC)
Ms Joey Hng (SS + HE)
Mr Sherman Tseng (PE)
C O M I N G U P
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T A G B O A R D
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